ok. i can explain the title. ever heard of "pet names"? You know, those annoying names couples call each other (i'm so guilty of this)? or the noises that come out of us when we see cute babies or tiny zoo animals? things like..."goooogly bear!"(from Monsters, Inc.)
well, meet Roscoe P Coltrane. My dogson. Our 10 lb mini dachshund. Sometimes he gets addressed as his given name. Most of the time, he gets called by a pet name. And since he is the cutest dog in the history of all time, he has lots of them.
Roscinator: roscoe +terminator. bc he has exterminated 2 rabbits and 1 mole, so far
Silk monster: from his incredibly silky ears and sometimes he is a monster. and you have to say it like "sillllllk mooonnnstterrr" in a really soft, almost creepy voice
turd tube: he is shaped like a tube. and he poops a lot. outside thankfully. (sorry mom)
tiny/tiny dog: because he is very small (10" high x 32"long)
pooper/poopaloop/pooptastic/poopmonster/poopie: self explanatory (sorry mom)
FLD: funny looking dog
longdogbarksalot: we have fun coming up with "indian names" to describe him
fatty mcfaterson: Roscoe has gained 1 whole pound (10% of his total body wt) in about 6 months since he got neutered
licky mclickerson: he licks our feet a lot
babito: this is my mom's nickname for her granddog
walnut brain: bc that's probably how big it is and he doesn't always use even that much of it
what do you call your spouse/cute baby/child/pet?
Ha! Sniffy mcsnifferson, beagle Bailey, wheezy, slug dog, brown eyes, yoga dog, frog legs, velvet ears, creeper.... the list goes on!
ReplyDeletethat is a ton of names! haha. we call millie: boo, booboo, booey, booski, babushka, mildred, miwee, little, little one..and just milliemiller. i think that's about it!
ReplyDeleteI call my son "Bubby" and husband gets "Poopy" LOL
ReplyDeleteWe're boring. Erick gets called "babe" and Hero gets called "buddy" or "sweet baby" (mostly by me because Erick thinks it sounds girly)!
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